Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Another Boring Survey for High Schoolers

Just another boring question-&-answer survey. Answers in all caps are my friend Mimi's answers. I left the ones from her that I commented on.

How many people live in your house?
4. Me, hubby, kid 1, kid 2.

Do you like your siblings?
Sure.

Ever punch someone in the face?
Yes.

Where's your best friend?
Far away.

Last cigarette?
DON'T SMOKE, YUCKY!!!!--exactly

Are you currently texting anyone?
Not really, since I'm sort of typing on here. Typing takes two hands, you know.

What was the last movie you watched?
Hubby and I watched the 3 newest South Parks last night. I cracked up at the part where Randy Marsh came about 10 gallons all over himself. Okay, it's much funnier in the context of the show.

Have you ever showered with someone?
WELL YES I HAVE......HEHE!!!!--exactly

Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Yeah, he's called my husband.

What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
I don't pay much attention to time. Probably online.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I've wanted ink for years, but I'll never get any. An eyebrow piercing would be cool, but I'll never actually do that either. Besides, nowadays you're more unique if you don't stand out.

How long can you go without your phone?
Quite a while, since I hate talking on the phone and usually avoid it.

If your ex said they hate you, you say?
I wouldn't give a fuck.

Who pissed you off yesterday?
Everyone else on the road.

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a G?
NOT THAT I KNOW OF -exactly. Like I can remember the name of everyone I've kissed.

What do you currently hear right now?
Silence. It's golden.

Would you rather watch football or baseball?
Um. Um. Er. Um. Ah. Well.......baseball?

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Nah, unless someone happened to be hiding in our bedroom last night. Were you watching us? Tsk tsk naughty naughty.

Did you kiss someone before you were sixteen?
NO --yeah, me neither.

Do you have trust issues?
Eh.

First person under 'J' on your phone?
I have to go look, because I don't know....

Janice.


Were you happy when you woke up today?
NOT REALLY, CAN'T BE HAPPY IN PAIN --awww why are you in pain? :-(

Yeah, I was happy. I'm usually pretty much a morning person, and a late night person. My moods stay fairly constant all the time.


Do you have a mobile?
Mobile, Alabama? Auto-mobile? Mobile-home? Help me out here.


What swear word do you use too much?
I don't use any of them too much.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
Not realistically, no.

Last person you kissed with a tattoo, if so.. how many?
"Spaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhck!" Ha ha, mystery science theater 3000: the movie quote. (Spock).


How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Let's see, married 5 years, dated 1, divide by pi, calculate the tragectory...
thousands?

Do you have a Facebook?
Yeah, and I'm even lazier with it than I am with this crazy thing.

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My kids.


Do you mind sleeping on the floor?
Why, are you inviting me to a sleep over?

Where did your last hug take place?
This morning, as my hubby and kids left the house.


What are you looking forward to in the next month?
How about this month since it just started? I have a fun month planned. I have three plays to see this weekend. DH might go to one if we can get a babysitter. Next Thursday I'm going to Chicago to see Threepenny Opera. Saturday, my husband and I, his brother J. and wife T., and brother I. and girlfriend A. are going to Great America (roller coaster park).

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Yeah, I don't really see divorce on our forecast.


Would you ever date anyone with tattoos?
UMMM, YEAH, LOVE TATS--I'd say that if I were single.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
He's the same guy I married.


Who did you last get into a big argument with?
No one.

Would you have sex with someone you had known less than 24 hrs?
I don't even think I've done that, not even in my wild days.

Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs?
Last 12 hours, baby!

Do you smoke weed?
No, but I am intrigued.


Have you ever watched a movie drunk?
Nope.

Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
AT THE MARTINSVILLE SPEEDWAY WHILE THE RACE WAS GOING ON--how on earth did you do that?

Ahhh, thinking...thinking. I really don't know. I have a hard time sleeping, so I don't fall asleep in weird places.


How many letters are in your middle name?
5

Have you ever dyed your hair an un-natural color?
Not all over. It's been streaked.


What are your thoughts on sex before marriage?
I think it's a wonderful idea, and have done it plenty.

Have you ever made out in a bathroom, where, how?
Sure. At home. With a bottle of tequila and a book of carpet samples.

Ever been to a bonfire party?
Um. Sure.

Do you get distracted easily?
What?

Have you dated people who weren't good to you?
No actually, I've been pretty lucky. Everyone I've dated has been really great guys, just not always right for me.


Have you ever slapped anyone, when was the last time?
No.

What did you do to get your first detention?
Danced naked in class while singing "Salty Dog", accompanied by Billy on Banjo, Timmy on Tambourine, and Susan "Sassy Pants" on Saxophone.


1 comment:

Martha said...

Funny list, gosh, this is alot of questions!